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Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Critical Hit #829: Downtime—Transhumanism (LNRS01-E17)

Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Stephen Schleicher

Leisure, Games

4.92.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Chameleon gets an upgrade, Bandwidth gets some disturbing news, and Tucson's mail arrives!

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0:00.0

It takes a while to get back to headquarters, but eventually you make it back.

0:17.5

The shuttle lands outside of the, just outside of headquarters.

0:27.4

Doors open, and you guys are able to come in.

0:32.2

And hey, you're back at headquarters.

0:36.7

Bunker, sweet bunker.

0:42.0

We check in.

0:45.2

Yep.

0:48.3

Red iron, whoever.

0:50.8

Yeah, he's there. He's closed by.

0:53.1

He comes up. He was giving some instructions to a subaltern. Again, if you remember, there's all of these little cylindrical subalterns, which is the Lancer word for robot, kind of walking around doing stuff, helping the engineering team.

1:14.4

So he kind of

1:15.6

finishes with the one he's talking to, walks over to you guys.

1:20.7

So gentlemen,

1:23.3

sir.

1:24.7

I see you're mostly in one piece.

1:28.2

Yeah.

1:30.0

Kind of the story of my life.

1:32.5

We have run into some issues.

1:36.9

So it's going to be a bit before your next mission, which is good, because Dr. Mondragon is still adamant about you resting.

1:48.9

If we can, we might be able to get some of you some time to go back home,

2:00.5

except, unfortunately, for Tucson and bandwidth. some time to go back home,

2:04.9

except, unfortunately, for Tucson and bandwidth.

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