Critical hit Punch All Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story,

so don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is intended. Everybody has a laugh in place to go home

A laugh in place to go home Go plays to go, ho, ho,

turn it upside down, and you'll find yours a no-ho-ho.

Oh, uh-huh, oh.

Oh.

You are standing in the hallway of the asylum and you've taken down some norn already,

but as you started down this left T branch of the building,

you see a tentacle-faced creature down at the other end of the hallway about five or six feet in front of you though are a set of double doors and on the door there's a sign

outside the door that says, uh, lounge.

Does it see us?

Uh, it is back has turned towards you.

And with all the flickering lights and stuff going on, this is a far enough distance to

where it hasn't noticed you yet.

The better part of valor.

I'm going to pull out the, uh,

I forgot the name of it.

Prototype X1? Yeah, the X1.

Quietly indicate, take out the thing beforehand.

Not enthusiastically.

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