Critical hit Punch All Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story,

so don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is intended. You are standing outside of a very large abandoned asylum.

Or you think it's abandoned.

I mean, you were told that it's been abandoned for 10, 20 years, something like that.

You know, there's vines growing up all along the outside of the building.

The driveway that you drove up on is, you know, full of holes and depressions where the pea gravel has sunk in or been blown away or kicked away or whatever.

The grounds have not been kept very well.

And as the wind blows through this late spring, early summer evening, you know, the full

moon is casting some creepy shadows all along the sides of the building.

I say that it was supposedly abandoned because it looks like there's lights on here and there

that you can see through the windows, through these dirty, grimy windows.

You are standing outside on the steps.

The doors look like they have been open before,

but they are pretty rusty and ruddy and pretty gross on the outside.

Well, shall we try the door?

Yeah, does it look like the doors are like chained up or anything like that?

No, they're not chained up.

Just go up, pull on the door.

Okay, you go up and you pull on the door and you walk into a lobby-like area.

In front of you are a pair of swinging doors.

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