Critical hit Punch Hall Motsies takes place in the early days of World War II and combines

high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create

a fun story.

So don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

Critical accents are done poorly, but with love and no disrespect is intended.

Critical hit.

From the trees, a platoon of British soldiers burst forth from the forest.

You are riding along in a military truck, one of those transport trucks that have the

troops sitting in the back and behind that is attached to trailer that has the remains

of this monstrosity that you have been fighting and that you were kind of had your bacon

pulled out of the fire moments ago.

It's covered, it's wrapped up.

So as they're quickly driving from Germany back into Belgium, if anybody were to see

it, they would just think that it's dirty laundry or something.

But you, the rest of you, the five of you are currently sitting in the back of this truck.

There are a couple of other British soldiers in the truck with you in a body bag on the

floor are the remains of Clyde.

I tried to tell the red.

If only he could speak from beyond the grave.

He'd probably say, I was running.

Matthew, when we left, you were having some difficulty breathing because you were vomiting

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