Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers, podcast. Thank you so much for downloading

and checking us out this week. Brian, our heroes at the Strip Mall have defeated some

cyborg-looking dudes. Yeah, we are coming back to the Cherub Glen's Shopping Center,

where our heroes have put off some Android pillows and some fake human skins who had

tossed some trouble. They most of them had since ran off, you all standing there. I

seem to remember that someone had passed out and I had to give him mouth-to-mouth and

maybe had done some damage to his suit that was already kind of falling apart.

You did not damage this place. I will not allow. Get some duct tape and tape over that. I'll

make sure it's the yellow duct tape to tape over it so that it looks good again. Again.

Gold. Hey. And I'll pull out my little paint marker and I'll, that's gold and then I'll

paint over that so that it matches. Yeah, you got to be careful though with those Chosen

Ty Grand Darts because those guys will mess up your program. It's just, this is just a Hollywood

stunt, right? No. This is what your TV movie guys do, right? You have some people dress

up and get a little out of hand at these signings. No. Those were real alien cyborgs. I look

around at everybody else. Is Rodrigo still in Teen Wolf form? Did we all go inside? Did we

all actually go to Brad Stelly? Yeah, I was making it worse. Are we still out in the parking

lot? I think, I think we all went to get sandwiches. I hope so. Okay. Then, then no. I'm back

in nerd form. Okay. So that was a thing? Yes. It's kind of a fun thing. I have a definition

of fun. Well, well, I do this for fun on the regular. And I suppose you haven't been

fighting the evil reconstructive experiment empire mess for 40 years. So it might be fun.

I seem to recall it being fun once. Trying to get back to my neck and failing. I think

if we just go into a situation and talk about it first instead of going in with business

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