Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers Podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and

checking us out this week. This is the moment you've been waiting for. Last week, I know

so many of you were like, hey, man, I was really hoping you guys could have played a little

bit, but I think going through some of the basic rules and the character creation I think

is really important, especially for a game that is little known and that not many people

have played. I think that that really gives you a good grounding of what's to come. And what

is the come is one of the first things that happens in this game, Brian, something called

a debut. Brian is our director for this game. So we are opening up on the exterior scene of the

strip mall known as the Terab's Grove Shopping Center. It seems to be a lot of a hustle and bustle

here in the parking lot. It seems like there's a good number of people set up. It seems to be part

of a meet and greet where we see our first character. Matthew, do you want to introduce your guy?

My hero. Yes, my friends years ago, when the days came that aliens attacked,

and aliens need to be kicked in the face, who would kick an alien in the face, you may ask?

And I will tell you, it was the battle squadron Blasterman. There was Blaster Gold and Blaster

Orange and Blaster Purple, Blaster plaid, Blaster Clear, but those days are no more. And now,

Roundhouse Warrior, Blasterman Gold is just an old man named Janosh Zajek, who occasionally will

come out and sign an autograph for $10. On a picture, and if you don't look too closely, you won't see

the electric tape holding parts of his armor together. They make gold electric tape now. It's much

better than the day back in the day when you had to put the tape on and then paint it. You can just

buy the gold tape now. So, yes, Janosh Blasterman Gold is willing to sign your autograph and, you know,

for an extra five bucks, I'll stand next to your kid and pretend that I like him.

So, yes, this is a bit of an event put on by one of these tours within this strip mall

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