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Our party needs a cleansing. It's been a while since we've been cleansed.

Right here we go. Let's pick up the story. Right, so here is what we see.

In a tent that has been specifically set up are these makeshift, big wooden structures.

Kind of like a, they look a little bit like a hangman's, like galo type thing, like the actual

wooden structure that you hang somebody from. Like a swing set. Like a swing set without the other

part of it. Without dead people on it. Right, well not so far. These are arranged sort of roughly,

there's five of them, they're arranged roughly facing each other, and hanging upside down from

each of them are Oram, Randace, Ket, Tork, and Trell. They are covered in these goopy bandages,

and every once in a while, so it's very difficult to move. And every once in a while,

an Elven Shaman walks by and just basically slaps the crap out of your face with these palm

fronds while essentially screaming nonsense at you. So it's just like magic. Yes.

Is it actually nonsense? Or is it a language? Um, speaking in tongues. Yeah, actually. Well,

it is a language, but it's not a language you have. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna

Morty off. Nope. Bummer. They put the lemon in the tide. It's a perino. Nope. Bummer.

Is it giant? Also now. And it's not Elven or Dorven, which I believe it almost covers everything

everything it really has. Is it gibberish? Is that speak bad? No, it's an actual thing.

How long does this go on? Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. As long as it takes,

we're kind of in a hurry. He walks over to you with the palms.

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