Welcome to Critical Hit A Major Spoiler's Dungeons & Dragons podcast.

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We rely on you to spread the word about Critical Hit.

And over the next month, let's see if we can't get some more new listeners, some new

first-time listeners to the show.

We did have a pretty epic event last time.

Let's pick up their Rodrigo and see what happens to our group next.

Okay.

So, we'll pick up right as, I believe, Oram shoots a magic missile through the giant

Electro-Charge-Turbo-Depth-Rolls-Based-Turbo-Frog, punctures it, and it basically explodes

like a water balloon or just like pops like a water balloon, dropping randoms down on

the ground.

Just then a second after that happens, you guys hear, and you just see this person fall

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