CRIBS: Jesus Edition & Combat Cyborgs Confirmed!
Canary Cry News Talk
Basil and Gonz
5.0 • 845 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
167 CCNT "CRIBS: Jesus Edition & Combat Cyborgs Confirmed!" - 12.04.2019
On this 167th episode of Canary Cry News Talk, we correct ourselves about Meade and Sanger, a new meme jingle, Flippy receives "self image," beast fashion is terrifying, the US Army confirms that there will be cyborg supersoldiers by or before 2050, the Pope returns a relic believed to be a piece of Jesus' manger, and aliens blamed for Michael Jackson's deviant history in a new play by Johnny Depp's company. You won't get news like this, with views like this, from any other radio show or podcast! That's why you should go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! And most importantly, join other cool peeps on Patreon to get MORE show every week!
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| 0:00.0 | I Countdown |
| 0:01.6 | The world is getting crazier |
| 0:03.2 | People are acting more and more insane |
| 0:05.4 | The end of the world is tomorrow |
| 0:07.1 | Tomorrow tomorrow |
| 0:08.2 | Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart |
| 0:12.1 | Listen to Basil and Gonzes |
| 0:13.6 | They discussed this week's news and events |
| 0:15.5 | Through the lens of Bible prophecy |
| 0:17.1 | You are listening to Canary |
| 0:19.7 | Crime News Talk You're listening to canary cry news to me you're listening to canary cry news talk today is |
| 0:26.6 | december 4th 2019 episode 167 and this week cribs jesus edition and combat cyborgs confirmed. My name's Basil. |
| 0:38.9 | And this is Gons. |
| 0:40.4 | Welcome to the podcast where we report disturbing news through the comforting views of woke canarians fighting to expose. |
| 0:47.8 | Demonic power! |
| 0:49.3 | That's right. |
| 0:51.5 | What's up with you, Mr. Razzle-Dazzle? |
| 0:55.0 | That's me. |
| 1:00.0 | Gons, I regret to inform you that we have to make a correction this week. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, no. |
| 1:06.0 | And I'm actually happy to do it. |
| 1:08.0 | I like doing these corrections, but we are guilty of spreading some fake news last week. |
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