Chimera Man & CERNing While Intoxicated (FAIL)
Canary Cry News Talk
Basil and Gonz
5.0 • 845 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
168 CCNT "Chimera Man & CERNing While Intoxicated" - 12.11.2019
Episode 168 will be remembered as the one where we got bamboozled into reporting "fake news!" But first, a Flippy Update on mini robots that brush your teeth, a chimera man carrying another man's DNA, giant Nephilim Penguins, and finally, the fake news that we didn't exactly know was fake until we were recording the episode! You won't get news like this, with views like this, from any other radio show or podcast! That's why you should go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! Join the brand new CANARY CRY COMMUNITY by visiting CanaryCry.Community! And visit our Patreon page for Extended Reports each week!
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| 0:00.0 | The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane. The end of the world is |
| 0:06.7 | tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart. |
| 0:12.5 | Listen to Basil and Gonzos, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy. |
| 0:18.3 | You are listening to Pernary Crime News to talk. You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk. Today is December 11th, 2019, episode |
| 0:30.2 | 168. And this week, Chimera Man and Curning while intoxicated. My name's Basil. And this is Gons. Welcome to the podcast |
| 0:40.8 | where we report disturbing news through the comforting views of super woke canarians. |
| 0:49.8 | Is this, so if I'm following the trend correctly, is this changing every episode or are we trying to land on something? |
| 0:58.2 | I don't know. I'm trying to get some feedback. I'm not getting much from you or anybody else. |
| 1:02.9 | So, you know, I just throw it out there. |
| 1:05.5 | This is Gons's special time to just play around. |
| 1:09.6 | Experiment space. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah, I'm going to do it until we have 10 billion listeners. |
| 1:16.9 | Yeah, okay. |
| 1:17.9 | Yeah, well, that'll certainly help the progress. |
| 1:20.4 | Gons, are you ready to start off with a Flippy Update? |
| 1:23.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.3 | Flippy Update. |
| 1:29.3 | Do you want fries with that? |
| 1:32.3 | Okay, so here's the thing. For any new listeners, the Flippy Update, |
| 1:35.3 | Flippy is our colloquial friendly name for the disembodied robot arm |
| 1:42.3 | that will take over our jobs and enslave our children, but also keep us |
| 1:47.9 | fed and pampered. |
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