You wake in a strange room.

Your clothes are foreign and the walls are covered in objects from a different world.

You don't know where or when you are.

Or if you're still dreaming.

There are footsteps in the hall.

Jumping up, you race out of the room and into the streets.

You have just entered The Twilight Histories.

You have entered the Twilight Histories.

An audio adventure that casts you as the hero.

You will travel to strange exotic worlds in the multiverse, a Carthaginian base on Mars,

Egypt locked in an ice age, a Roman Empire that never fell. With the help of music and sound effects,

you will be immersed in worlds out of time. So, you haven't had enough of the brutality of medieval

life. Well, today you will join a band of battle-hardened nights

fresh from the Crusades and hungry for a little plunder on their way home.

Once you finish listening to Crate and Bull, there is a bonus story available to our Patreon supporters, and I'll play a sample of that at the end of today's show.

I just finished organizing the massive backload of shows in our Patreon page. There are a staggering

145 audio adventures available when you sign up, depending on your tier, of course.

There are old shows and early experiments.

There's a secret podcast called The Dark Histories that's only available to our supporters.

There are pre-releases, bonus tracks, short stories, guest appearances,

and even a multi-episode recording of a role-playing game that takes place in the Twilight History's universe.

There are audio stories going back to 2010, and you can gain access to them

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