Welcome friends to the how to heritic

I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan

I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now. Never fear fear that's why we're here

we're your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of

fields we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.

Plastphony! Guys, hello, hello.

blasphemy!

Sorry are we just yelling? I thought we were yelling that now.

Yes, we yell that anytime you get nervous or scared.

corruption or anxious just yell blasphemy. So here we are. I'm coming to you from from the People's Republic of Canada.

You guys are in God's true country.

That's right. Here we are, the triad of Derp.

Episode, episode 88, this week, as always brought to you by the Wonder Bible until they tell us to stop.

It's quite a show.

Dan, you got...

We need to stop saying that because somebody might hear that and think,

oh, they're getting plenty of money, they got a big a big corporate sponsor then they won't be a patron

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