Welcome friends to the how to the how-to heretic I'm Uncle Mark I'm

Uncle Dan I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear. That's why we're here.

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And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

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Here we are.

It's another exciting show, again, involuntarily brought to you by the good folks at the

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desist but until then yes and we'll read it on the air because that'll be, that's the kind of people we are.

But until then, boy, what a show we have this week.

We've got a couple real fun ones.

It's a burn burner.

Yeah, I talk about the long history of Mormon color coordination.

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