So I was talking to Malcolm Harris earlier because there's this new Stuart Brand biography out.

And we were basically talking about how after Stanford, he like wanted to become an Army Ranger and like went into the military.

But then like figured out it was hard.

And so then couldn't do that.

And then he wanted to be a green beret.

But then that didn't work out either.

Just like me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just like Just like, wait, I have to do a second push-up, fuck this.

Yes, he was just like, I'm going to be in the military. And they were like, no, okay, all right. Well, run through these tires.

He was like, this is hard. I'm going to be a green beret instead. I assume you just have to wear a hat for that. Yeah, and they were like,

you know, you need to actually do the training to be a green beret. And he was like, oh, okay, well,

that doesn't work either. And so then his, like, sister's husband was, like, higher up in the

military. And so then they just, like, gave him some cushy jobs to, like, ride out his army time because they didn't actually trust them to do anything, you probably would have fucked it all up.

That's like my dream job, my dream career is I do basically the same amount of work

that I'm doing now, which is to say next to nothing.

But I get a 10% discount on like any breakfast sandwich at Denny's and people like thank

me for my service.

Yeah, that's what I want.

You want to be in, you want to be in like the 101st PowerPoint division.

Yeah, yeah.

My MOS is hat model.

It's like, you want to be, you want to be just like making a PowerPoint about, you know,

you know what it is, you want to be making a PowerPoint about how, I made the database that stores information on what all of the little patches say.

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