Crazy For You

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know who it reminds me of and has questionable eating habits in general?
0:03.5	Me?
0:04.0	Oh, I wasn't going to say that.
0:05.9	What were you going to say?
0:07.3	Just kidding.
0:20.2	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:28.4	I'm Griff Stargannis.
0:29.7	Hey, I'm Kira.
0:30.5	Welcome back, everybody.
0:31.7	Hi, Kira.
0:32.8	How are you?
0:34.3	Well, we bank episodes.
0:35.9	So truth be told, I'm still sick as hell. Yeah, the magic of recording. Yeah. Well, we bank episodes. So truth be told, I'm still sick as hell.
0:39.7	Yeah, the magic of recording didn't make you feel better.
0:42.8	Yes. Well, you look good. I love that jacket.
0:46.2	Thanks. I keep forgetting that like, because winter in L.A. obviously is not winter in New York.
0:51.5	And I'm like, why does she have a beanie and a jacket on hand?
0:55.2	And it's because you're based in New York. Kira, the other day, I got into an argument.
1:03.7	Oh. Okay. About the Kardashians. I went to a kind of a business lunch with this guy.
1:14.1	He's a writer.
1:14.7	He kind of writes for a bunch of things.
1:16.1	And he writes for very high brow publications.
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