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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek behind the paywall. Subscribe to the Petty Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the cinematic event of the year.
0:03.0	Critics say astonishing, tremendous, a triumph of savings.
0:07.0	Are you talking about Death of a Unicorn?
0:09.0	No, Sergei, it's two for one cinema tickets from Compa's Market.
0:12.0	Oh.
0:13.0	But you can use this magnificent offer to see Death of a Unicorn only in cinemas.
0:18.0	Woohoo!
0:19.0	Get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday with compares the market.
0:23.2	Simples!
0:24.1	When you take out qualifying product to compare the market.
0:26.3	One membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets only cheap as free.
0:29.3	Teas and Cs apply.
0:30.2	Petty Criminals, this week's episode is being plucked from our Patreon and is being released
0:34.4	for all of you to hear. We wanted to give you all a taste of what happens behind the paywall,
0:39.0	and this crime should be a good example of that.
0:41.7	Enjoy.
0:54.0	Welcome back to the Petty Crimes Patreon.
0:57.6	Hello.
0:58.7	Yay.
1:00.3	Hello, petty criminals.
1:02.0	Hello, Kira.
1:03.0	Hi.
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