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So sit back, light one up, grab a drink or two and get ready to hear this week's wild fuckfest.

I remember hearing stories about folks being locked up in loony bins when they weren't really crazy,

but I never thought it really happened.

And the last person I thought it would happen to was me

Well check this shit out I underestimated the strength of some sleeping pills I was taken because the other day I was so far gone that my neighbor came by and thought I

OD or something. She called the cops. They called me into the hospital and by the

time I regained consciousness I've been committed to the county psych ward. Well, holy shit, I had to get out of there.

I mean all these doctors poking and prodding at me, not listening to a word I was saying,

and telling me I'd be locked up for a minimum of three fucking days.

Finally, I had a private meeting with one of the heads ranks.

Listen, I told him, I'm not nuts.

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