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Kirk had entered law enforcement about a year earlier after 25 years of pretty much doing nothing.

Nothing really meant nothing. All the girls in town

seem to want the professional guys with tons of available cash which Kirk almost never

seemed to have. With his uniform on though, firearm by his side and steady paycheck every other week,

he stood a couple inches taller and felt better and more powerful than ever before.

It was a warm June morning when Kirk was riding his motorcycle down the toll road.

He had just gotten on duty.

His 1400 c.

bike was humming in fourth gear and even though it was early he'd already issued two citations.

Things were looking good, but Kirk had no idea how good they

were about to get. A black convertible Mercedes suddenly zipped onto the on-ramp

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