Welcome back to another session of Down and Dirty's Noddy Tales from our crew at Adam

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What kind of kinky shit have you been up to this week?

I bet it's nowhere near as fucking amazing as a story you're about to hear.

I've already given it a listen, and I know I'll be wanting more.

These bitches and hoes seem to get it in all the right

places. So sit back, light one up, grab a drink or two, and get ready to hear this week's

wild fuckfest. I remember hearing stories about folks being locked up in loony bins when they weren't

really crazy, but I never thought it really happened. And the last person I thought it would happen

was me.

Well, check this shit out.

I underestimated the strength of some sleeping pills I was taking

because the other day I was so far gone that my neighbor came by

and thought I'd OD or something.

She called the cops.

They hauled me into the hospital,

and by the time I regained consciousness,

I've been committed to the county psych ward.

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