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What kind of kinky shit have you been up to this week?

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I've already given it to listen, and I know I'll be wanting more.

These bitches and hoes seem to get it in all the right

places. So sit back, light one up, grab a drink or two, and get ready to hear this week's

wild fuckfest. Kirk had entered law enforcement about a year earlier after 25 years of pretty much

doing nothing. Nothing really meant nothing. All the girls in town seemed to want the

professional guys with tons of available cash, which Kirk almost never seemed to have. With his uniform on,

though, firearm by his side and steady paycheck every other week, he stood a couple inches taller

and felt better and more powerful than ever before. It was a warm June morning when Kirk was riding his motorcycle down the toll road.

He had just gotten on duty.

His 1,400-cc-bike was humming in fourth gear, and even though it was early, he'd already

issued two citations.

Things were looking good, but Kirk had no idea how good they were about to get.

A black convertible Mercedes suddenly zipped

onto the on-ramp, which peaked Kirk's interest for a couple reasons. A Mercedes was a rarity in this

small town, and you'd spot a convertible even less often. Secondly, the driver didn't look even

remotely familiar to Kirk, who, after living here in the north part of town for over 20 years, knew pretty much everybody. Kirk couldn't get a good look at the driver's face

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