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The Sports Junkies

Crazy Christmas Light Homeowner Calls In

The Sports Junkies

Audacy

Sports

4.31.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

From 12/11 Hour 4: The Sports Junkies react to a crazy Christmas light display in Ashburn.

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0:00.0

Reminder you can join us at Hyde Social in Clarendon.

0:02.8

Not this Friday, next Friday, December 19th for our annual holiday show.

0:07.8

We're broadcasting live.

0:09.4

Doors open at 6 a.m.

0:10.9

Everybody is welcome to join in on the fun.

0:13.6

Start your holiday early with us, the Junks.

0:16.6

December 19th, hide social in Clarendon.

0:20.0

Mike Marr is going to be pissed if you don't show up. So please come out and hang out with us. You're not going to be? Well, I am too, but Mike Marr is like he's the, the top flag waiver for Hyde Social. He's been there 500 times. And the party doesn't end at 10. It doesn't. Oh, it continues. No, that's basically when my party just starts. Mike Moore's big on extending the day, the drinking day. I've noticed that about him on several occasions. So this is not an outlier for him. All right. So that is next Friday, December 19th. Take us back to 1989 or 1990. What year were you in Houston? Hold on. This is, no,

0:55.9

this is more recent than that, JP.

0:58.1

This is probably, I think

1:00.1

this is summer of 92.

1:02.7

Okay, 92. I think it's

1:04.4

summer of 92 or summer of 91.

1:07.0

So I was working for

1:09.6

a friend who was running a cotton candy operation out of Astro World in Houston, Texas.

1:17.2

That was a Six Flags Park.

1:19.4

I met him at Wild World here in D.C. or Largo, whatever you want to call it.

1:25.2

And he hired me to be part of his operation in Houston. So I mean, you were a manager at Wildwood. Well, I was, yeah, I was management material. Takes was my ball. I was upward bound. Because you were there for two years, right? Correct. So I moved to Houston for the summer. And I slung cotton candy at an amusement park. It's actually a great

1:45.1

jobs, good money, and I lost a ton of weight because all you're doing is sweating. You're just

1:50.0

walking around the hottest, the hottest place on the earth, Houston, Texas, in the middle of

1:55.8

summer. Dead summer selling cotton candy at four bucks a pop to five-year-olds. It's actually a pretty good gig. That's the same summer you had a hot chick and a hot tub and nothing happened. I shot my shot and it didn't go late at night. It didn't go exactly the way I wanted to, but it was fine. Okay. Like you're in a hot tub, you're in college, hot chick, you're drinking. How hot was she?

2:18.5

I mean, for cakes, up 20.

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