There once was a woman who lived in a shoe.

A size too snug, but what could she do?

But that's not where her story ends.

Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends,

she got her score into much better shape

and relocated to a box fresh new place,

with room to grow and a mortgage to suit.

Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots.

Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready.

Experian, better your score, better your story.

Now, I was thinking about this today as I was listening to sports radio and reading

tweets here in Detroit, trade deadline passed and football started.

Thank Christ football started yesterday. And I know that we have to wait like another week

until more preseason games happen. And I am well aware that they are preseason games.

Who the hell cares? I'll tell you who cares. I do because I'm a degenerate gambler and that's what I'm into.

Like I've been sick of betting on baseball and soccer and hockey and everything else.

I'm ready to get back to betting on what really matters.

And what really matters is betting on football.

So I did some bets last night like right out of the shoot. Okay, so dig on this. So I did some bets last night, like right out of the shoot.

Okay, so dig on this.

So last night, it's the Chargers and the Lions.

There is a bet on Fandul, and the bet is Trey Lance to throw a touchdown pass on his first

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