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Well, the folks in Houston are excited today because Carlos Correa is back.

And I guess he would be making his debut tonight. Now, this is at 5.30 is when I'm recording this. So by the time you listen to this, Correa is going to have already been back. And Correa may have already, you know, bopped a home run and been a hero. And I may sound stupid. And, of course, he waived as no trade clause for the opportunity to play in Houston.

And look, I get why it's cool to people, right? Like, I totally understand why if you're an Astros

fan, the nostalgia part kind of pops for you. I totally get it. It's the same reason why,

you know, people get excited when they see their favorite wrestler,

even if their favorite wrestler hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

Like there's a pop that comes with nostalgia.

To give you an example, right?

Let's see, Albert Pujols, who is one of the greatest hitters who ever lived,

and for the decade he played in St. Louis was arguably the best baseball player to

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