Craig's Enemy (Southern Charm S11 E8 and RHOBH S15 E6)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Enemy" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Marysol Patton resurrecting her deceased mother to sell caviar, Tom Sandoval's descent into Hell on House of Villains, and what it would be like if Tom Cruise went to Trader Joe's. (00:00 - 30:25) We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E8) of Southern Charm - "A Tough Conversation". (30:30) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 6) - "Psychic Summer". (01:14:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Amy.
0:03.0	Riley.
0:05.1	Amy, it's Friday in theory.
0:08.3	It's true.
0:09.4	Happy Friday.
0:10.9	Happy Friday.
0:12.4	Riley's indulging me.
0:13.8	We're recording this a little bit early because I'm going to Norleans.
0:18.0	So if any huge news happens on Thursday, we'll, maybe we'll try and chime in, but otherwise you're getting a little bit of a throwback.
0:28.3	Yeah, this is some of the oldest news you've ever heard in your life. This news is so old. You're going to be like, what the hell are they talking? You'll be like, they're still talking about Victoria Beckham's wedding dance. It's like, yeah, sorry, we have to. But yeah, you know, but whatever. This is going to be so, I think, such worthwhile news that even if it's old as hell, it'll still be valuable to hear it, don't you think? Yeah. I saw a headline that Victoria Beckham has been on the floor in bits. I saw it too.
0:54.8	Someone shared a photo.
0:57.6	I think it was Buzz Light Ear with his arm.
0:59.5	I don't know what it was.
1:00.5	It was like with his arm off and it said, I, and I was, I didn't read this.
1:06.6	Please finish.
1:06.7	I need to understand what you're saying.
1:11.0	Someone said a live camera of Victoria Beckham in Bits.
1:14.9	It was, yeah, it was it was Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head when they had all of their stuff off their body.
1:21.0	But it is very, it is very, it does really make you think if she's in bits on the floor.
1:27.2	You know, these celebrities, she's in bits on the floor you know these celebrities
1:28.1	she's in bits these celebrities man i know we talked about it all the time but like we got to
1:34.1	figure out our our new relationship to celebrities it's almost good the ticotkers and a bunch of
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