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Turtle Time

Barlow's Burner (RHOSLC S6 Reunion Part 2, VPR S12 E7, and RHOP S10 E15)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7601 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Barlow's Burner" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including the fallout from Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula's separation announcement, Ben Affleck's respectful reaction to not knowing Lisa Barlow, Venus Brinkley's comments about Scheana Shay, and the Victoria Beckham wedding dance that's going viral. (00:00 - 26:00) We then discuss the latest developments on this week's episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E15) - "The Better of our Angels" (26:00) We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 7 - "The Only Fans of Chris and Jason". (42:10) And finally, we discuss Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:14:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:21.8

Okay, let's get started.

0:29.1

Just raise your glasses high.

0:33.1

This once we...

0:34.1

Turtle time.

0:36.7

Well, the four seasons is in the news again, and it's not because of the little baby that likes to go there.

0:42.7

No, it's because Rihanna was seen leaving the Four Seasons yesterday, and her bodyguard didn't hold the doors open for her,

0:49.3

and they both slammed into her, causing her to get stuck between them.

0:53.2

It looks like that bodyguard will need to find new work, work, work, work pretty soon.

0:59.1

Amy, what were your first thoughts when you saw this video?

1:02.1

I didn't see it.

1:03.2

It didn't cross my desk.

1:04.3

Really?

1:05.1

Oh, my gosh.

1:06.0

Wow.

1:06.6

Well, thank God we have turtle time to talk about this kind of shit.

1:09.6

Oh, it's huge news. Two or three days ago, this was big. Rihanna was leaving the Four Seasons, just like I said, and the bodyguard. In New York, I think. Did you ask where? Yeah, in New York. One of the best Four Seasons locations, I think. Where Bethany got married. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't even put the, I didn't even make that connection. Yeah. And then the slant the door is one by one. They slammed into her. And she goes, oh, what a rude gentleman you are. And so I said, that's why I said, he might need to find new work to the tune of that. I think that was one of her songs, but it was kind of a huge deal three days ago. What's she even doing anymore? She, well, okay, great question. I heard Fenties in the dumps. Really? You heard Fenties in the dumps? Yeah. I mean, she's fine. She's made her pennies, but I've heard it's really compared to where it was. It's like on the steep decline. Damn, I haven't heard finties in the dumps. Well, so I only know Rihanna as like primarily a musical artist. And I loved her. She created some of the best albums I've ever heard in my life. And Ty was her last album. That was like almost, I think it was like 10 years ago or something.

2:19.7

I think what happened to her was sort of like the expectation started to get too high for

2:25.1

what her next release was going to be.

2:27.3

And then she sort of was more satisfied with just building the empire of Fenty and other

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