Craig is Still Here

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Today’s BMP:

Craig is unfortunately still on the show, or fortunately. Depends on how you looked at it.
Mike's future father-in-law might not know who he is.
Hackride has completely taken over our socials.
Matthew Rife has the most bizarre open to a comedy special we may have ever seen.
Is Steel Toe begging for money, and is there anything wrong with it?

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0:00.0	We are live.
0:02.0	Hope everyone's happy.
0:03.6	Craig's still here.
0:04.7	He got what you wanted.
0:06.5	How's it feel, cock suckers?
0:11.7	He's still here.
0:12.7	You gave me a ton of shit.
0:14.2	I had it out.
0:15.7	But I said, no, no, no.
0:17.0	The people would be outraged if we got rid of Craig.
0:19.4	So here he is.
0:20.3	I thought tooth and nail
0:21.5	for the guy. See, I see that. I saw the complete opposite. Everyone's like, finally, maybe
0:25.4	Cullin. I saw one of my favorite comments was, uh, oh, maybe Cullin can do it before KMS, you know,
0:31.5	he can go in early. Yeah, that's what he wants to do. Like, fuck all you. Everyone needs it. Well, I guess it's a matter of your perspective, which ones you focus on, you know?
0:40.5	All right.
0:40.8	So that was the ones that got sent to me.
0:44.6	So, you know, you guys heard, obviously, the show the other day.
0:49.6	Kirk and Jerry are splits, Phil.
0:52.0	That almost meant the end of me and Craig. but I said, you know, there's really nothing
0:56.7	that can keep us apart.
0:58.1	Two pals like he and I, you know?
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