Chris Farley's Corpse

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Today’s BMP:

Craig battles the xFinity technician.
Chris D'Elia doesn't know what to call his son William.
Peter Schickele has returned.
Molly Kearney keeps it fresh on SNL.

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0:00.0	We are live.
0:02.2	Sorry about the delay, folks.
0:03.6	Craig said, and I quote, that he had better things to do.
0:07.5	So, yes.
0:08.6	Just a little late here.
0:11.1	Craig calls me and tells me he's having internet trouble, no big deal.
0:14.1	But then he throws in that he was screaming at the man working on his power lines or something.
0:20.6	I was.
0:21.4	It wasn't just me, actually.
0:22.7	It was like a whole neighborhood get together.
0:24.6	Why are you ganging up on this guy just doing his job?
0:27.4	We're like two seconds away from going live.
0:30.4	I already have the show post and everything.
0:32.3	Oh, that's why the neighborhood was up in arms.
0:34.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:34.4	Blind Mike project is going live.
0:36.3	They love Blind mic so much.
0:38.9	So now I understand why they were in an uproar.
0:41.1	So I go out there and I'm like, dude,
0:42.5	you couldn't knock on the fucking door and just give me a heads up that you're going
0:45.8	to cut the internet.
0:46.4	Everyone's in the eye.
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