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Talk Is Jericho

Craig Gass

Talk Is Jericho

Chris Jericho

Tv & Film, Sports, Wrestling

4.79.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious rock & roll comedian, Craig Gass, joins TIJ with side-splitting stories about Gene Simmons, Lars Ulrich, and writing for "Saturday Night Live." Hear his impersonations of Kirk Hammett, Christopher Walken, The Fonz, Sam Kinison, an out-of-breath Mark Wahlberg, and Paul Stanley. Craig's opened gigs for Metallica, lived with Eddie Van Halen, hung out Mick Jagger, and been a regular on Howard Stern! He also kicked cocaine cold-turkey after nearly dying from a heart attack. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Chris, this is Gene Simmons from Kiss.

0:05.4

And I've just learned some terrible, terrible news.

0:08.5

Did you know that you have in danger of doing this to the Kiss

0:11.3

Army in over 14 years?

0:14.4

We've done some math.

0:16.3

And apparently you owe me $87.

0:20.3

That's US currency.

0:21.6

Don't try this Canadian crap, OK?

0:23.9

So here's what I want you to do.

0:25.3

You need to go to kissonline.com.

0:27.6

Click on my copies.

0:28.8

Your face will pop out of my crotch.

0:31.2

You need your kiss quite a card, and you can pay me.

0:33.6

Or you can come down to the studio with weaver right now.

0:38.4

At CityFM.

0:40.2

And we can do it out.

0:42.7

We just give them money.

0:43.5

This is a Canadian, don't let them put something

0:45.3

in the hands of the pay.

0:46.6

I'm not fully required.

0:47.8

I'm going to kissonline.com.

0:48.8

Pull.

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