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Today, we're going to talk about Thanksgiving.

The holiday where we gather our families

to give thanks for our mini-blessons.

It's also the holiday when your nephew comes home from college

with a lot of new, woke ideas.

I don't give a damn what you say, Theodore.

I don't think Dolphin should get to vote.

Well, don't even have hands.

Anyway, what many people don't know about Thanksgiving

is that from the very beginning,

black people have been involved in this American tradition.

In fact, one of the first pilgrims who came to America

was black.

We don't know this man's name,

because the ship's records only describe him as a black amore.

A term used to describe someone with dark skin from North Africa.

In other words, black amore was the pilgrim's way of saying

they're black.

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