Coworker SNITCHES ON ME to our BOSS... so I RUIN HIS VACATION PLANS
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 18 April 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled co-worker tries to get me in trouble, all because I have my phone out while on the job. So I decided to get some petty revenge by literally ruining his weekend plans in quite possibly the most satisfying way possible. Here's what happened. Okay, so I used to work for an armored car company. Now, this is something I did for a few years when I was in university and waiting for a position in what would be my future career. |
| 0:21.3 | It was good money and lots of people did it as their full-time jobs, but I wanted more out |
| 0:25.5 | of life than a mindless job. Because I was classified as part-time, I did not have a set shift. |
| 0:30.9 | I mostly covered for people when they were sick, took vacation, worked unscheduled shifts, or |
| 0:35.7 | work shifts created specifically for part-timers. |
| 0:38.3 | All in all, I was working full-time hours almost every week. Most of the full-timers loved working with me. The way the company worked is that you were set up for a 13-hour shift. However, if you managed to complete your run in less than that, you would still get paid the full shift. I was young, I moved fast, and I didn't care about breaks, |
| 0:55.1 | even if it meant that I could get paid for three or four hours to sit at home instead of working. So, whenever I took over for someone older who was just on autopilot, I could get their co-worker home in a fraction of the time. Now, one of the full-time workers, a real Karen, who we will call Kyle for the sake of the story, |
| 1:11.1 | was just the worst. For some reason, he took it upon himself to tattle on people for anything |
| 1:16.4 | that he didn't like. If someone weren't wearing their collared shirt under their sweater, |
| 1:20.4 | he would run and tell management. And as an FYI, working in the summer heat in a literal metal |
| 1:25.0 | box, wearing a bulliper vest makes you want to shed layers. |
| 1:28.6 | Also, if someone was wearing black instead of blue pants, he would tell management. |
| 1:32.5 | If someone was wearing a company hat that has the company logo but is not our official |
| 1:37.0 | uniform, he would also tell management. |
| 1:39.5 | So basically, no one in the company like Kyle. |
| 1:42.0 | Well, one week, Kyle's cowork-worker was taking vacation and my boss |
| 1:45.4 | scheduled me to replace him. The run is pretty easy. It's a commercial day shift. So 90% of the stops |
| 1:50.7 | are retail stores with less than a few hundred bucks in cash. Because of the amount of money, |
| 1:55.6 | no one has ever had a problem with one person jumping out and running in, grabbing the money and |
| 2:00.1 | coming back, while the second person, usually the driver, stays with the truck. In this shift, I was the driver, so that's what I did. When Kyle was in the store, I would just navigate my phone, look at the people in the area, make sure there were no threats and that I wasn't parked in anyone's way, but mostly it was just wasting time. Well, on one stop, Kyle came back, |
| 2:18.6 | and I was just finishing up writing an email, and apparently Kyle wasn't too happy with me taking |
| 2:22.7 | a few extra seconds to start going. And unbeknownst to me, he took a picture of me behind the wheel |
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