Covid II: Revenge of The Worms

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It ain't over yet folks. We do have dedicated ways to stop it... so why are we using a horse dewormer medication instead? Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder try their best to unpack the Idiocracy trilogy we're all living in.

Titus Podcast ...because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.8	This episode is brought to you by FitBod, Molecule, and Ultimate Ear's Headphones.
0:17.2	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:20.2	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:24.8	Well, we are back to over 1000 dead a day from COVID.
0:28.6	The new Delta variant is raging through the population.
0:31.5	Strike that.
0:32.7	The Delta variant is raging through the unvaccinated sister marrying pickup truck with truck nuts
0:39.4	population.
0:40.4	Faster than they can make margaritas with horse dewormer.
0:44.4	Yeah, it seems that the people who get friendly with farm animals are now sharing medication
0:52.0	from farm animals.
0:53.4	And that's bad.
0:55.4	Apologies for that last joke.
0:56.4	I know.
0:57.4	It's true.
0:58.4	People are taking farm animal dewormer to fight COVID.
1:03.1	Little update.
1:04.1	COVID isn't a worm or a parasite.
1:06.3	It's a virus.
1:07.3	You can't deworm it.
1:08.6	Use a powerful light on it.
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