Couples Court: Her Husband Wants To Steal Her Halloween Happiness!

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🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Does Kristin NEED a gigantic spooky skeleton on her lawn for Halloween? Probably not…but she wants it! Her husband? Not so much. Whose side are you on? It’s time for #CouplesCourt!

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0:00.0	There's diggin and then there's super digging.
0:05.0	There's food and then there's baker's super-foods.
0:08.0	There's food.
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0:11.0	Made with selected natural ingredients and tasty chicken.
0:15.0	Good food.
0:17.0	And then there's Baker Superfoods.
0:20.0	Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.
0:25.0	But some things aren't safe.
0:28.0	So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.
0:35.4	Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.
0:39.2	Hey, the Bird Show.
0:44.0	All right, so I need you guys to weigh in on another issue that is happening in the
0:50.0	Mattingly household. It's time, unfortunately, for another couple's court.
0:54.0	These legal fees are wrapping up for y'all.
0:59.0	These legal fees are wrapping up for y'all. You're not taking my case pro bono?
1:07.0	No.
1:09.0	All right, so my husband and I are butting heads because I want to get elaborate outdoor large scale
1:18.3	Halloween decorations for the yard and he does not. Okay? So I don't know if you've heard about Skelly but
1:24.8	Skelly is like this giant 12 foot tall skeleton oh I love Skelly right
1:29.8	someone but dazzled entire Skelly what she turned them into a disco ball.
1:34.0	It was amazing.
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