On today’s show…Canada is gonna give you cocaine!  Jon Jones is The GOAT, New Big Mac dropped, Ja Morant is a moron, another hunter killed some pets, cannibals, Jackson Mahomes & snorkeling horror stories (00:03:30) Friday’s show didn’t go as planned…Will listened to Friday's show, Wes pulled a fast one ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:15)  Joke of the day: Man admitted to the hospital (00:08:10)  Pat started a Twitter feud with a female comedian…on women’s history month (00:13:51) Two Canadian drug companies licensed to produce, sell cocaine, heroin, and MDMA (00:18:35)  Couple hunting for shells on beach find $60,000,000 worth of cocaine instead (00:20:15) Chicken Big Mac just dropped…should we do a Gainer Bull styled mukbang? 👀 (00:24:20) UFC 285: Jon Jones makes easy work of Ciryl Gane with first-round submission (00:28:05) Ja Morant suspended from Grizzlies for 2 games after posing with gun on Instagram live (00:31:33) Texas Tech suspends basketball coach Mark adams for racially insensitive remark 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:32:47) New York hunter who killed family’s German Shepherds says he thought they were coyotes (00:41:33) Hiker shot dead on a remote Washington trail; the investigation has been as strange as the killings (00:42:48)  Man caught at airport with human meat in suitcase…but the flesh doesn't belong to alleged murder victim (00:49:46) Man caught using blowtorch to ‘cook chickens’ in alleyway behind restaurant…but there’s nothing wrong with it (00:53:47) Couple sues Hawaii snorkeling company for $5 million for abandoning them in the ocean on their honeymoon (01:05:36) Jackson Mahomes under police investigation for sexually assaulting a female and shoving waiter - surveillance video Brought to you by our sponsors…. FAST GROWING TREES: Fast Growing Trees Plant Experts curate thousands of easy-to-grow plant, shrub and tree varieties for your unique climate. Join over ONE POINT FIVE MILLION happy Fast Growing Trees customers!  Go to Fast Growing Trees dot com slash [factor] NOW to get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF your entire order.  Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF at www.FastGrowingTrees.com/factor FACTOR: America’s Number One Ready To Eat Meal Kit: Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. That’s code hardfactor50 at www.FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices