Listen, it's the Bert show.

Some relationship disagreements are just too hard to solve yourself,

so we have Couples Court.

Today, it's the Battle of the Cookie.

I'm keeping this couple's court in house.

I'm keeping this couple's court in-house.

All right?

So members of the jury, you've been summoned

to do your civic duty in the Burschow studio.

All right, so the jurors would be Abby, Mo,

Cassie, me, and Tommy has to be an odd number correct so you

will be the jury bar is not going to come on with us because he's busy getting

jimmy ready for school and off to

school so I know already a point to him whatever he also doesn't want to pull himself

away from his favorite morning show. So what I'm going to do is I am going to relay the story of the cookie and I'm not going to sway you in any way shape or form.

I'm just going to tell you, I'm just going to give you the facts

all right you're not swaying us in any way shape or form except Bart is not here to speak for himself correct okay

but I'm just stating the facts of what happened. That's it. I'm not going to color this. I'm stating the facts. I'm telling you the situation and then either you're going to be Team Bart or you're going to be Team Kristen. I could be swayed ironically with a

cookie. So this is a real cookie right not a euphemism for something else. It is a

real cookie. Okay this is about you're... Yeah. I mean are you surprised?

No. My head lives in the gutter. All right. Members of the jury. I'm going to tell you the story of the cookie.

I went to a baby shower.

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