Couple's Court: She's Crashing Out About What He Wants To Bring To Their New Place!

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🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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They're about to move in together, which should be a great time--but she's forbidding him from moving in with this ONE thing he wants to bring from his old house...a large, lovingly painted portrait of the dog he once shared with his ex! Who's right and who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Get it. The Bert Show.
0:01.6	It should be such an exciting time for them as a couple they are making the step to move in together.
0:08.0	But there is one item that is damping, dampering, dampening, dampening.
0:14.7	Dampening the excitement.
0:17.0	And they have come to us for a couple's court.
0:30.1	All right, we've got Jenna and we've got Alex that are about to move in together.
0:32.0	It should be a very, very exciting time.
0:33.9	Jenna, why is it not?
0:39.1	I am honestly just so stressed out by this one thing and I just I really hope that y'all can
0:41.2	convince Alex to budge on this.
0:43.5	Basically, we're moving in together,
0:45.4	moving into my place
0:47.1	and everything is going great
0:49.1	except he wants this painting.
0:51.6	He wants this painting right
0:53.1	in the middle of the living room, and I cannot.
0:58.2	Why can you not with said painting?
1:00.9	Like, is it like a nude painting at some sort?
1:04.6	Oh my God, honestly.
1:06.1	Well, no, that wouldn't be better.
1:07.6	That would, okay.
1:10.2	Look, he had this dog with his ex, and it's a portrait of the dog.
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