The Bert Show.

Clearly.

Clearly.

The honeymoon period is over for Rebecca and her new boyfriend.

All the cutesy cute, everything he does is so cute.

We're so connected.

That period is coming to an ad.

Because she's here today for us to settle two differences that she and her boyfriend have today in our couples court.

Oh, it all starts off so great. Everything they do is fantastic. Even the little itty-bitty things that other people would find annoying. You find so cute because you're so connected, but not anymore. Yeah, I'm in a

classic pickle, classic couples court pickle that I think you guys have

talked about before, which is why I am bringing this debate to the table

because I truly believe you will be balanced and fair. Even though I'm

right. You can't sway the jury already i am

correct i just so i have this right my facts right we are giving a fair and balanced argument when we

only hear one side of it give it your best shot okay yeah okay dude that's how that's how the world

works anyway indeed yeah full disclosure I have a written statement and I, uh, I texted him five minutes ago, letting him know I was doing this. Okay. So I have his two sentence text defense as well. Okay. All right. Here's the pickle. The disagreement is I thought he loved me and I was wrong. Oh, no. So we've been dating.

I've seen that viral trend. We've been dating. Actually, I don't know how long we've been dating. That's

something he keeps track of. It's been four and a half months. Abby, thank you. Why do you know that?

Because that's when you started to lose your friend. Yeah. Every day I feel her slipping away. It's the last time she and Rebecca hung out. No. Okay, so we've been dating for four and a half months, and things have been going very smoothly until very recently. And it actually all had to do with the Burt Show live show. He came. He did? But yes, and he enjoyed it by the way.

Thought you guys were great. Um, how come no introduction, no nothing? What's up? I got to meet him. You embarrassed to your family? Only because I saw him in the parking lot. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I didn't know you was there. He didn't want to say hi? No, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he you guys were so busy talking to listeners and fans and taking photos and stuff.

He was actually outside with my other friend Rachel.

So Bert, You guys were so busy talking to listeners and fans and taking photos and stuff.

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