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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. You're well. I'm a bit sniffily, I'm afraid this morning.

I think what it is, I'm sitting in front of a fan in the office. And they won't go. We've called security and everything.

They're still sort of sitting, anyway. And so I think if you've got cold air blowing on to you all the time, it makes you a bit sniffy.

So you'll forgive me if I have a little sniffle halfway through the programme.

But I think you will find it's very entertaining.

We have lots of things to tell you about.

I'm sorry to bring up the subject of Prince Andrew again, but as you now know, he features on the front of nearly all of the daily papers.

It really couldn't be any worse for him.

The man who's brought shame on the royal family, together with his dreary ex-wife, who

lives with him.

It's the most peculiar arrangement, but mainly because she's not got a brass farthing.

And it's a case of, what does she do?

Well, she goes, I mean, I should imagine she knows everything about him.

I should imagine so. But a marriage doomed, I mean, I should imagine she knows everything about him. I should imagine so.

But a marriage doomed, I think. I mean, it just got worse. I mean, she'd been with her boyfriend at the time for years.

Then we had the toe-sucking incident, which, you know, to be honest, really, it was a little bit tacky.

And now she's reading children's stories. I mean, really, not an appropriate person at all. But anyway, then there's all the books out about Harry and Megan. And, you know, without a shadow of a lie to any of you, not anybody is complimentary about them. In fact, now they've openly come out and attack them, including that Colin Campbell woman. You know, the one who doesn't like Philip Schofield. She Schofield? She's an old bag. That's all she is. She's trying to make

Thruppence to keep her little bed and breakfast business going. And she hates Megan.

She hates, I mean, she hates her beyond all shadow of a doubt. Whereas I just think that

Megan has managed to twist Harry's little finger around and led him like a lamb to the slaughter.

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