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I've been working on this for 25 years. It's a dark comedy with the next hour. This is the episode. I look forward to every year. There's going to be a lot of short link from two Shite Lords because with us today is Count Dankula, who is a streamer, free speech martyr. They wanted to put you away because you taught your dog how to do a Roman salute and proud Scotsman. I hope you had a funny stir and hope everyone watching this who

celebrates it had a great Easter as well. Dank, Count Dankula is the name. Dank, I have to ask you look like you've lost a ton of weight. Are you hitting that ozempic? I'm not on a zempino. I've been accused of the ozempic. No, I just went for a shit divorce, you know that does it.

Oh no, it's fine, I'm good now.

I'm at the gym all the time now,

and now that I've lost all the weight.

That's great.

That's great. you know that does it. Oh no it's fine I'm good now I've been I'm out the gym like all the time

now and now that I've lost all the weight. That's great. Yeah yeah but I'm always in the gym I've got like my deadlift set next to me. Oh I've lost my knee. Yeah yeah we've got we've got a liftocracy here in the office basically if you're not at the top of the board you're a bitch. like so, so yeah. I'm just, I just walk out all the time now.

I'm so good.

I think that's smart and good for ever watching this, because getting into shape and losing the weight is just, you're a dad, so that's something you have to think about as well, like being there for a long time. Yeah, I was a fat fuck for like a good way. Yeah, so I managed to lose it all though. I don't even have the saggy stomach around it

And so I got fucking lucky. Oh fuck, they are lucky because I lose skin. Ethan Supply, you might know him people watching him has been a guest in the show. He was in front of the town, he was the world's fattest junkie because he was aeronetic but still managed to put on the weight. And he's lost it all. That's because a Scotsman, that's impressive. I don't know how the fuck you put on weight while we're on heroin

That's style

Yeah, you was eating Yes, fucking hell that's when you eat the pizza without chewing Yeah, it's like his dispenser and he just shoving in. How many calories is heroin? Was he like fucking cutting it down?

Do we cook an oil or something like?

I thought it was... chewing. Yeah, it's like a dispenser and you just shove it in. How many calories is heroin? Was he like fucking cutting it down? We cook an oil or something like? I don't know how he did it, but the point is when you're that heavy, you lose the weight, you're going to have that loose skin. In fact, here's a secret. People don't know. I worked with LL Cool J's trainer.

And LL was one of the first celebrities who went from like being a rapper to being like a fitness person. And there's a book cover he has where he's all ripped and he has his hands by his waist. And he, the reason he's doing this, he had a little loose skin and he's trying to pull it down to show the full six back. So even if someone's always been like kind of fit, it's gonna be hard to not have that

loose skin.

So you're really lucked out.

Yeah, that's all right. I still get a little tiny bit of the dad got on, but apparently get a little like that. Yeah. So yeah. I think about our conversation that we've had last year, I think every other week, because I think Scotland is a microcosm of what's wrong with the UK, which is a microcosm, what's wrong with the UK Which is a microcosm what's wrong with Europe? Which is a microcosm what's wrong with the West and it's this I'm a big fan. I've told you this before of any people who punch above their weight in terms of cultural impact and You know everyone from some little countries proud of it and you you don't you can't blame them if I met someone from st.. Lucía, for example, I'm sure St. Lucía is beautiful.

I have no doubt I'm not being sarcastic.

If I went there, I'd be blown away,

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