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Hey, welcome to water cooler.

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Ba-pahada.

Hey, welcome to water cooler.

Thank you so much for tuning in, hanging out with us.

You know how the show goes.

I, Chris Lox.

I'm on to kick it with my cruel digital

buds of yesteryear. With me today, we have Matt's chair. Oh, shit. You're right. Oh, I should

change that. In Austin, Texas. Give it up for Matt Fondolier. Hey, brother. I wish you said something

in the 15 minutes we've all been sitting here talking before the recording started. Well, you weren't, you weren't wiggling around like that. That's true. It's when the show starts, I start my wiggles. You were getting the pre-show wiggles out during the intro there. Give a little chair for the, for the people at home. Yeah. Some people like it, you know? Maybe Joya likes that. She hates the mouth licks, but she likes match chair squeaks.

The next intro, I just want you to, instead of mouth, like, I want you to do chair. Let's try it right now.

Sorry, we're going to try that right now. So instead of my mouth, like, I want you to just squeak your chair as loud as you can. Here we go.

Water cooler.

He's going to break something on his body.

Oh, that's nice.

All right.

Let's get the face full going.

That knock is very aggressive with the wiggles.

The four syllables I can think are precarious. All right. Mouse legs. Lucky Mike Dest didn't collapse. Have some competition. Send those to joy, Gary. I want to hear what she thinks. All right. You know, all right. Let's hear from everybody else. He's here, too. Let me introduce everybody. Excuse me. all the way in NoHo, California.

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