Christopher?

Hello?

When I said Christopher, I thought of the scene in the Sopranos.

When Adriana says, I heard the nurse say, you went number two in your pants.

Oh, that's so good.

Why is it me?

Why is it me?

Because they know I wouldn't do that.

I'm very cleanliness, like, you know, I'm not a germophobics. You're the shitter in their pants guy.

That's who you are.

First of all, first of all, first of all, I'm not the one that ate a hamburger off the floor.

Well, that's a different category. That's a different kind. I might do that. Okay. I win that one.

You're Christopher. You're the little brother figure in all this. You're my nephew in all this. You're the guy from Jersey. You're the guy that would be out

there mock execution. I mean, somebody puts a gun on your head. I think your bowels are going to

release. I think that's a normal reaction. Nah, never. I'm from Jersey. I'm used to that.

That's just another day in the park in New Jersey. I'm not worried about that. I would never, never,

at no point. But either way, that was funny. I'm not worried about that. I would never, never, at no point, but either

the way, that was funny. I think you wouldn't be afraid because the bullet would bounce off of

your skull. It might. It might. It might be like, damn, that's harder than me. Where do I go there?

I don't know. The bullet went number two in its pants. I'm amazed at how you love that show.

You're obsessed with that.

You, you, that and Seinfeld in the office, I feel like you can recall more things from those three shows than anybody I know.

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