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The Kelly Mantle Show

Cosmo Queen Of Melrose Puts The Fun in Disfunction On The Kelly Mantle Show!

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0578 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Cosmo and Kelly take a trip down memory lane! They go back back back to the sex drugs and rock-n-roll days! They talk about Cosmo's journey from Harlem to LA! Growing up in the mob! Going from Catholic to Jehova's Witness! And the NYC storefront that inspired her storefronts today! That time she cut off a woman's ear! The party that lasted a year! Chyna! Kelly's mob boyfriend! And swinging from chandeliers! Cosmo also spills the tea on her fabulous clientele full of celebrities! And so much more! Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle Cosmo IG: @QueenOfMelrose Cosmo TikTok: @Cosmo_Queen_Of_Melrose John Mark IG: @johnmarkcreative Buy Kelly Mantle Merch! https://kellymantle.myshopify.com/ Join the Kelly Mantle Patreon https://www.patreon.com/cw/KellyMantle #kellymantle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

0:03.3

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

0:06.4

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

0:09.5

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

0:13.1

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio? Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

0:32.6

Isn't that euphoric of me?

0:36.6

The other day, I was eating a snow cone at the zoo, standing next to a statue of a pink flamingo

0:44.3

with my good Judy, Coleman Domingo.

0:47.4

And Coleman said, look over there, and I said, where?

0:50.0

And he said, over there.

0:50.9

And I said, that could be anywhere.

0:52.5

And he said, in thine direction, do I point?

0:56.1

And then I realized, I'm not at the zoo.

0:59.4

I'm actually in a production of taming of the shrew.

1:02.7

It's Shakespeare in the park.

1:04.5

In the middle of March.

1:06.2

Spring was in the air, and there were flowers in my hair,

1:09.2

and I was twirling it like I just didn't care.

1:13.0

And then the lights went out and everything went dark.

1:18.1

But we continued to recite our lines and the audience lit a spark and played along like they could see.

1:25.0

And everyone came together to operate that mutual fantasy, and it worked.

1:32.3

And then when the lights came back on, everything grew so much clear.

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