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On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

Corrie Turns 65!

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

Audio Always

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

👃 This is the scent podcast now. If you know nothing about your smellies then here’s where you can become an expert as Jacky P gives his Christmas perfume lowdown. 


We also have a reely good Commission Impossible submitted by one of Colson’s pals. And what did you lot at home make of Wicked 2 Broomstick Boogaloo? 


www.patreon.com/onthesofa for everything AD FREE plus an extra episode every single week, and it's big at the moment as we tell the story of Buster Ferrybridge, Yorkshire's most renowned adult entertainer.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with Colson.

0:13.2

Jack, Ben, this is the show, where your three best mates from the world of tele.

0:18.5

Sit down to talk about everything in film and TV. You've got a kind of gruff voice... There's a little bit of... I've got a little bit of a... Puberty? Maybe puberty. Maybe just the weather. Changing weather, I think. Just the weather. Maybe puberty or maybe the weather. It's that time of year in it where you quite easily pick up a cold running in the rain. Dark at four. Dark at four. You know what that before? I had a theory about your no cold theory. Oh yeah, go on. That's not good. The mother-in-law said this. Yeah, your immune system isn't working. And I argue back with, it definitely is.

0:56.3

If there's any doctors listening, they said it's not a good thing that your body doesn't

0:59.7

fight anything.

1:00.7

But he does get hay fever.

1:02.6

Get hay fever.

1:03.8

You get Rheedards.

1:04.6

Raynard.

1:05.3

And you get migraine.

1:06.2

All three lead me to believe that you die.

1:09.4

You've got hours.

1:11.5

There's a doctor.

1:13.6

Listen, I don't think it's good.

1:15.2

You don't get ill at all.

1:16.6

Never had a cold.

1:17.6

No.

1:18.7

Just any...

1:19.9

You've had a snivel.

1:21.9

No, no, I've had coughs.

1:25.8

Have you ever purchased a pack of tissues?

1:29.4

For hay fever, yeah.

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