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Corporate Retreat Goes Horribly Wrong | Sad Boyz

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2026

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. Hey. Dude, I have a list for you. You have a list? Not a lot of stuff on here. But I want to see how you feel about this. Okay. This is my, the list gets longer and longer, but these are my top four picks right now. Mm-hmm. Stuff that must go so crazy when you say it or do it oh so it really goes crazy when you say it or

0:25.5

do it's gonna like stuff that's like if you did it or set it or it's got to go crazy that's got to

0:30.6

feel awesome is there any other like just saying it so like i could say it right now and i would

0:35.3

it would go crazy nah you got to be in the right setting.

0:38.6

And sometimes you got to do it.

0:41.3

So bear that in mind.

0:43.5

Standing in a lavish penthouse with your back to the door, gazing out the window and then when someone walks in saying, this city must change.

0:52.0

Or like this city is a cesspool or, you know, something. Or city needs me. Yes. Yeah. And they're walking in and you don't have to turn around, but you know who they are. Oh, that's big. Like you've got your hands behind your back. Yes. You're looking over the balcony. They walk in. Maybe hit this. Yeah. Oh. Or even just you're looking up

1:11.6

and you go

1:12.9

I was expecting you

1:15.7

yes dude

1:16.4

marble flooring too

1:17.8

so they hear your shoes

1:18.7

hit you're late

1:21.1

just throwing that out

1:23.0

every kind of 30 seconds

1:23.9

just in case they walked in

1:25.0

you've been hitting that for a while

1:27.1

the security camera footage of you is just going to they walked in. You've been hitting that for a while.

1:44.2

The security camera footage of you is just going, you're late. Nope, nope, that's not. Stupid, stupid. Not like that. Okay, they're getting closer. No. You're late. Yes. The city needs me. Just getting them all out. You're getting your dialogue. It's like when a dog doesn't know what trick you are. spinning.

1:45.6

Spinning around.

1:46.4

You're late.

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