Corporate Hotline: Twerking Contests, Divorce Lawyers, and Doing it for the Plot

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

We’ve unlocked the vault of workplace weirdness, and it’s glorious. Join Ross and Natalie on this “Corporate Hotline” episode as they read listener-submitted workplace stories. Get ready for: happy hour turned twerking contest, a holiday party that left everyone scrambling for damage control, and a calendar invite that screams “red flag.” Plus, they’ll tackle the age-old question: is hooking up with your boss a good idea? (Spoiler: probably not). This episode is a wild ride through the absurdities of corporate life. Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/DEMOTED and use promo code DEMOTED for 30% off your first order We want to hear from you! Send in your Corporate Confessions, Dear Demoted questions, and Shout-outs right here: https://forms.gle/nJc667dUL65Xh63C6

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0:00.0	This episode of Remoted is a corporate confessions hotline.
0:03.0	Have you ever had explicit dreams about your boss?
0:05.7	Or maybe asked to join a twerking contest at a work event?
0:09.0	How about relocating your whole life just for the plot?
0:11.5	And then getting a stomach ulcer in Puerto Rico.
0:13.4	In this episode of Demoted, we get into some wild corporate confessions. Welcome to Remoted.
0:25.6	Welcome to Remoted.
0:28.8	Back up in this bitch.
0:31.4	We do have new microphones, so it probably sounds like we are live in the studio.
0:36.2	It probably sounds better.
0:37.1	Talon sent us these giant mics. We're like, we need new mics in case we're traveling. I'm picturing like a little guy that I can fit in my suitcase. A portable, if you will. A portable. We were sent a full arm, a giant mic. The mic has some sort of condom situation that you put over it. Protector. We have a
0:57.8	Logitech Brio camera. Yeah. You may see us fidgeting around with these. We're trying to get them
1:03.2	in the right spot, but they're certainly prominent in this setup. They are. They are. Not sponsored by road, but hello. And why is this going to be
1:13.5	the world's quickest episode, Ross? I have to get on a flight like so soon. This is my last week
1:19.7	of travel before the little guy shows up and I'm gone all seven days. So shut it down. I would like
1:25.5	to ask like, did you see what I got you off of your baby registry?
1:30.1	I did not see.
1:31.8	I'm not as like tapped into the baby registry sort of thing.
1:35.9	Yeah, totally.
1:36.8	What'd you get?
1:37.7	So baby list is the craziest thing ever.
1:41.3	It's a full register.
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