Corporate Hotline: The Worst Office Metaphor EVER and a Corporate Spanking

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

What’s the absolute WORST office metaphor you’ve ever heard? We’ve got a contender! In this Corporate Hotline episode, we kick things off with some truly bizarre workplace scenarios, including a spanking reference that will leave you speechless and a potential stalker situation involving our very own co-host, Ross. Then, we tackle a listener dilemma: is a gap year after graduation a good idea? We also dissect the frustrating reality of going above and beyond with no reward and share crucial tips on how not to approach your boss for a raise. This episode is packed with relatable (and sometimes unbelievable) workplace stories and actionable career advice you won’t want to miss! We want to hear from you! Send in your Corporate Confessions, Dear Demoted questions, and Shout-outs right here: https://forms.gle/nJc667dUL65Xh63C6

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0:00.0	Ring ring.
0:01.0	Hello, it's corporate hotline.
0:02.2	Oh, hi.
0:03.6	We're going to be reading your insane corporate confessions.
0:07.4	In this episode, we go through me, low-key having a stalker, telling your colleague they deserve a spanking.
0:12.1	Ready for the worst, most horrifying metaphor of all time?
0:15.1	Let's get into it. Demoted. Welcome to Demoted. Of course, Remoted edition once again.
0:30.5	Good to see everyone here, so to speak. Yeah, I decided to not shower for you and just let my hair ride.
0:38.2	Thank you so much. It looks great. I actually commented as we were setting up the cameras
0:41.5	that your hair looks lovely. No, I appreciated that because I actually made the choice. I was like,
0:44.9	I kind of like it. It looks good. Sometimes I come out of the shower looking like Mufasa and I'm like,
0:50.5	wait, I'm kind of hot in like a wild way. I would love to see that one is all poofy around.
0:56.7	It is so poofy.
0:57.7	I was just in Hawaii and let me tell you.
1:00.5	Humidity, we'll do that.
1:01.4	Of course, like the thing you hate most about yourself, like my curly hair, everyone's like,
1:05.7	you're ruining yourself, straightening your hair.
1:08.2	It looks so good.
1:10.0	Yeah.
1:10.5	Thanks. Thanks. It's falling out now.
1:12.8	Welcome back to Demoted. We do got the juice. We got the juice. This is going to be a corporate
1:18.6	hotline episode, meaning we've got, well, we've got an audio submission, which is always just a rare
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