Corporate Hotline: Office Surveillance, Ibiza Chaos and the Cubicle Hat Mafia

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Accidentally sent your raunchy screenplay to HR? Well at least you got someone to read it. This week, we’re diving into workplace chaos—from creepy office surveillance and hat-related corporate bullying to a company offsite in Ibiza that’s anything but professional. Tune in to hear foolproof tips on appearing busy and why not to bring seafood to the office. We’ve also got the emotional toll of selling your childhood Pokémon cards, questionable baby monitor usage, and a heated debate on whether it’s ever acceptable to break out ‘The Worm’ in public. Finally, we tackle a painfully awkward listener story about a boss who insisted the entire team publicly roast him. Send in your Corporate Confessions, Dear Demoted questions, and Shout-outs right here: https://forms.gle/nJc667dUL65Xh63C6

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do we have some confessions for you?
0:03.4	We're talking about crazy company off-sites in Abiza.
0:05.8	Getting bullied for wearing a hat in the office.
0:08.1	How about writing a graphic screenplay and then having your boss see it?
0:10.9	We'll also tell you what not to do with an old shrimp cocktail platter.
0:13.9	And we get a deer demoted from someone who was asked to give her boss feedback publicly.
0:17.6	This episode is...
0:19.5	Juicy.
0:29.2	Demoted.
0:31.7	Mammah, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, red your engines.
0:36.7	Not those kind of motorheads, but hi, everyone.
0:39.1	It's your two favorite zelennial talk show hosts.
0:42.0	Your hip zillennial talk show hosts, that's what we're wearing today if you can't tell.
0:46.3	That's what Talon told us to dress as, and boy, are we hip zillenials.
0:50.5	Let me tell you that.
0:51.5	I don't totally know what a hip zillennial is.
0:53.5	I don't really know.
0:54.0	What is a zelennial is. I don't really know. What is
0:54.3	a zillennial? Hipsilennial is something written by a true millennial because it doesn't exist.
0:59.9	Got it. Zillennial is me, I think, cusp, Gen Z millennial. I'm 28 years old. I was like, is that like
1:06.1	the Zoom millennials, like people on Zoom. Okay. Oh, maybe. No, no, no. That makes more sense.
1:12.6	Gen Z. Gen Z. Meet Millennial.
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