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Judge John Hodgman

Corn Husk Dolls and Pumpkinheads

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Time to clear the docket! Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse discuss card game etiquette, tea bags in the garbage disposal, taco night, hat problems, waking up one's significant other, and jorts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers

0:07.6

this week clearing the docket with me as always is clear breathing East Coaster Judge

0:14.6

John Hodgman. How are you doing out there? I mean on top of everything else is a dense

0:22.6

layer of smokey apocalyptic fog and fear and anxiety. How are you holding up Jesse? Are

0:28.8

you okay or okay minus? Well, I'm definitely okay minus overall but in the context of the

0:37.5

smogulous smoke that's outside of my home, it's going okay. I somehow ordered two air purifiers,

0:48.6

two days before the air got bad here in Los Angeles, one for the upstairs of my home and one

0:53.8

for the downstairs of my home. I don't know why I did it. I think I was just looking for some way

0:59.1

to fill the hole in my heart left by the nightmare that is 2020 and I thought yeah maybe this will

1:05.9

get rid of my persistent anxiety, throat ache. It hasn't but it has kept my family healthy to the extent

1:13.9

that we've stayed indoors. I'm very glad to hear that. I also have been indulging in some self-care.

1:20.6

I try to watch a little bit of a movie every night because what else is there to do? Sure. And on top of

1:28.6

all of this, this is a minor thing but there is some justice that needs to be served to a particular

1:34.1

actor. In my self-care routine, I just I know nostalgia is a toxic impulse but it's less toxic than

1:41.6

everything else this year. And I decided to go back and revisit Superman the movie directed by Richard

1:49.1

Donner 1978 starring Christopher Reeve. Sure. Which is a delight. You've seen it, surely.

1:54.4

I've seen it. Chris Superman in the movie. Yeah. And I've seen the one where he's end nuclear weapons.

1:58.9

That's like Superman four or five or something. The War for Peace. Superman four. The War for Peace.

2:04.8

So look, Richard Donner is an amazing director. This thing has a look and feel that

2:12.4

veers between pure fun and pure reverence. It's playful. It's lyrical. It's wonderful. Margot

2:20.0

Kitter recites a poem. Christopher Reeve is the greatest of all supermins. But here's the thing,

2:28.0

Jesse. I have one last time you saw it. Oh, 25 years ago. Yeah. I mean, it's been the years for me.

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