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This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. It just has to be fattening. I'm your host Brian Salsbury and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He's a novelist. He's a screenwriter, a lieutenant of megaphors, and the subject of an ongoing

manhunt, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. I'm glad you said manhunt instead of investigation, because

that would have just sounded worse. Yeah, no, no, no, I know. I'm not trying to get anybody

accidentally canceled here. What I'm saying is the Cargill might be a serial killer. Oh, that's bad. Cargill may be a serial molester. Ooh, that's real bad. At least the serial killer thing, you could be like, it's research. Write it off on your taxes. No, by Manhunt, I mean that Cargill is going around the country trying to find every Michael Man film on VHS.

So fingers crossed that that manhunt is successful.

Accurate.

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