COOLIGANS - MLS Cup Playoffs Round 2: Review + MLS Cup Predictions
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Dan Le Batard
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🗓️ 26 October 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We each drank 15 shots of this drink around the eighth one or ninth one. |
| 0:05.0 | The bartender who was Russian goes, this is not called jakeela. |
| 0:08.3 | This is called gasoline and I was like, what? |
| 0:12.1 | And I'm like, yo, she was a spy. |
| 0:14.0 | But in my head, it was all mixing in. |
| 0:16.6 | No, I thought you were, I thought you were Russian, but you guess you bought |
| 0:18.9 | equal. |
| 0:19.4 | No, damn, but I didn't know there was some of us in Moscow. |
| 0:24.0 | And she goes in Russia when you're playing hockey with your friends, |
| 0:28.4 | and you lose the tooth whether from fighting or taking a puck or a stick to the face. |
| 0:32.4 | Okay. |
| 0:32.8 | The person who calls you to lose the tooth has to buy you this drink. |
| 0:39.1 | It's the cool again stupid. |
| 0:42.0 | You and your wife have very different BMI's. |
| 0:45.4 | So I feel like you can handle different levels of alcohol. |
| 0:47.8 | I feel like I don't know. |
| 0:49.0 | My building hanged me a little bit more store. |
| 0:51.2 | You know, hers is spilling out into a living room. |
| 0:55.0 | Paul Nelson said that's what Russians call light banner. |
| 0:57.4 | You're not going to do that. |
| 0:58.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.8 | You know, we're just having fun. |
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