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Tim how you doing in this holiday season? I'm feeling jolly like the big man himself the man upstairs God

Oh the let's not forget that's who this is all about God God and his son Jesus but guess what same person never understand it I remember going like in in Catholicism school

them explain to us that there were like there was a scholar who spent his entire life trying to understand how the father's son and holy ghost were the same thing

and he died never knowing how it's like what did he just sit there and think about it or did he do experiments like give me more details about him spending his whole life doing this I don't understand how theology works in general however I was talking about Santa

when I said I was jolly that's I've never really seen God portrayed as jolly in in anything that I've ever seen I would be I would say that God and Santa are portrayed similarly with the beards and whatnot the old testament Santa is yeah

it was Santa in the Old Testament the Old Testament God was a mean man yeah the new the new testament God he we only heard about him yeah I think I don't know but here's what I know about Santa I've only ever seen him be a gentleman

well what about when he leaves coal in stockings for people who deserve it well according to who does Santa ever say like hey hey little boy I need you to sacrifice your baby brother bring him to a man was a test God you wouldn't let that go

oh bring your little brother to the mountain yeah we don't know what you said with a rock yeah we don't know what's going on up there I'll get you a transformer and a cabbage patch though wow yeah this was 80s this was in the 80s that he has the old testament stuff 90s

how are you doing this week I'm told you I'm jolly okay I have a an only in New York in silver bells silver bells it's Christmas time in the city

and only a New York story time was on the subway uh feeling the holiday spirit you're not allowed to do that in the subway anymore just the inside excuse me anymore so like the good old days I might have been listening to some seasonally appropriate music okay I was I was in it and then I looked across the this was in the morning

uh brush hour ish right but the train wasn't very crowded it was everybody's in a good mood and looking there was a man sitting down just staring at me yeah now standing up I don't sit down on trade and some afraid somebody's going to take a picture of me and post it on the internet right normal fear I'm just afraid to get canceled for sitting down on a subway when somebody you do this the show every week

so this guy's looking at me and I was like oh maybe he was just like staring into space or whatever and it's like we caught eyes and I looked away and whatever and I look back and you still looking at me and then it was you know 15 minutes or so and we finally get to it's the station before the station and I'm gonna and he gets up and he's still looking at me and he goes and he stands across from me at the other at the other door

and I looked up and he's looking to be smoking a little bit yeah and then he reaches in his pocket and he and I was like I must be getting his phone he just took out a box cutter.

Oh, no.

Alright and was staring at me with the box cutter and then like smiling bigger and bigger so like I walked to the other side of the train and got off on the it was at a cowardly move

No, I mean you're not to you know prove yourself to but what if he had hurt somebody with that box? This was this is what see I thought he had it out for me.

Right.

He had a weapon and I walked away from the situation.

Right.

But then he was fine. He got off and then he put the box cutter back in his pocket.

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